Billy’s Internet

Due to the laws of unforgiving polemic b*stardry, Billy Mouth was separated from the internet for three days and was unable to scour the minds of the demented for inspiration or indeed episodes of blinding nausea. Safe to say my fingers are ready once more.

I’d also like to mention that this weekend saw witness to a scene where someone used the expression “so….totally mindblowing” in reference to the Matrix movies within earshot of me, I screamed, “SHUT UP! YOU AMMONIA LACED T*T!” in their gaping face and was promptly made to bleed from numerous parts of my head by hard shoes moving at tremendous speeds towards and through me.


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