Interested?

How often blog prose simply begs for a scathing response. In the most recent post at the distasteful Sparks Team Blog, we are told that they have provided links to some supposed information about Microsoft’s latest operating system (how I resent them for making me utter such tedious words). They inform us that they have provided these “links” for those of you who are interested.

I’m quite sure there are some you who are interested. In fact I dare say that there are many of you. I, however, would rather be boiled in a vat of my own fecal matter than be an individual who clicks links about an operating system. And why should I even believe that this is not what is actually on the other side of those “links”? Strung-out junkie whores, splashing around in baths of warm, donated sh*t.

Of course, that hideous notion is really just a wild guess on my part but operating system or human filth baths, I suspect those who are interested in clicking those links will see the new page load up and masturbate themselves into a foaming-mouthed frenzy either way. 

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3 Responses to “Interested?”


  1. 1 Sparks Member November 6, 2006 at 11:22 pm

    “distasteful Sparks Team Blog,”
    Thats right. We really must be terribly distasteful to attract ‘people’ like you to our blog.

    “And why should I even believe that this is not what is actually on the other side of those “links”? Strung-out junkie whores, splashing around in baths of warm, donated sh*t.”

    You should not. We have indeed Strung-out Junkie whores on the other side. I am sure you were checking them out all afternoon.

    “I suspect those who are interested in clicking those links will see the new page load up and masturbate themselves into a foaming-mouthed frenzy either way.”

    Yup. Now I know at least one person who was TRYING to do that and I can see why are you so pissed off. I am sorry our junkie whores could not get anything better out of you.

  2. 2 9000 December 21, 2006 at 10:09 pm

    wank themselves into a foaming-mouthed frenzy. I’ll still be laughing about that at work tomorrow. Nice one.


  1. 1 Sparks Team Blog Responds « BILLY MOUTH Trackback on November 7, 2006 at 12:38 am

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