I find myself looking at the iVideoit page. I laugh my eyes dry when I see that this “person” is attempting to review. Why? Another opinion that isn’t the one that counts seems strangely hilarious when my blood is full of vodka and painkillers. However, when I look at the top left of the page I stop laughing so quickly that I almost choke to death on my veal and walnut souffle.

The deplorable use of font has destroyed any shreds of credibility that Miss iVideo could ever wish to have with Billy Mouth. The opening I, V and I of IVIDEOIT have melted together to form an M and the word reads MDEOIT. MDEOIT? What the f*ck does MDEOIT even mean? I’ll tell you what it means. It means that Little Miss iVideo is filled with so much murderous contempt for her readers that she expects them to look at such shoddy fontcraft and suffer in silence like lowly subjects of a deranged queen, fearful for their own mortality. More importantly, it means that Billy Mouth has smashed his shaking finger into the mouse and clicked NEXT BLOG.


1 Response to “I + V + I = M, APPARENTLY.”

  1. 1 Merlin November 5, 2006 at 11:10 am

    Yours is the ONLY opinion that counts, Billy.

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