Sickening Post From Voxacious – – Swan Lake: The Freedom

If you’ve not had the misfortune to encounter

http://voxacious.wordpress.com/2006/10/05/swan-lake-the-freedom/

Then get on your knees and thank your God. This is the kind of blog post that makes me want to remove my eyes, place them under the wheels of a monster truck and reverse over them again and again and again and again and again.

The post begins with a photo of three men, one who looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman has had his head forcibly inflated by a high pressure pump and then humped raw by a moose. This picture is so poorly taken that they’ve managed to cut off each of the three men’s mouths. Let me be clear- You can’t see one mouth on any of the three men. Not one. Now, I don’t know what kind of mouth-less freak pornography you people like to grope yourselves to over at Voxacious but in the real world (you know, the world where I live) the mouth is a key part of the face. If you’ve tried to convince us that these are men who have no mouths then you have failed. It’s quite obviously just a poor photograph. If you can’t be bothered taking proper photos, don’t waste experts time by making us look at them.

Then there’s the text itself. They start out by thanking “Pitchfork”. What the f*ck is Pitchfork? Why make in-jokes (unfunny in-jokes) in a post designed for public consumption. It’s courting and yet insulting your audience at the same time. See, the Voxacious people evidently think that they are smarter than their audience (you and me). That they can throw in obscure references and the “idiots” who don’t understand them will read on regardless. Not me. I lose interest in this “post”. I only half observe that there’s a link to something they claim is music but is probably a link to them jerking off over how clever they are. Then they mention something about Beast Moans. Sorry Voxacious, but bestiality is not my thing.

Vomiting acidic mess is not my thing either, but that’s what this post made me do. Thanks Voxacious. Thank you very f*cking much.