Do you know the rock star Dave Grohl? Picture him in all his hairyness for a moment. Imagine him drumming in one of his many bands. Imagine him after two hours of heavy pounding in an LA music studio where the air conditioning has ruptured because a rodent got caught in the workings whilst trying to mate with a rotting mouse-shaped potato . You should be imagining a lot of sweat. Now imagine Mister Grohl removing his trousers and underwear and exposing his well-traveled flesh. Now imagine licking the hairy passage of flesh between his anus and his scrotum. A nice lengthy lick. Imagine the vile taste that would be in your mouth. Tried so hard to imagine it that you can actually, literally taste it in your mouth. Got it? Is it there? Well, that’s the taste I got in my mouth when I saw the use of verbs and pronouns on this website.
Colours 3/11 Use of Metaphor 88/106
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